"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
06/07/2017 at 15:12 • Filed to: None
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"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
06/07/2017 at 15:12 • Filed to: None | 3
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While trying to pick a crunchy-yet-healthy snack to bring to work along with my lunches, I meant to get some honey wheat pretzel twists, but instead bought artificially butter-flavored (“Burstin’ with Buttery Flavor!”) !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . They’re movie popcorn flavored pretzel twists.
My lips are already starting to dry out from the salt like when you eat too much movie popcorn. It’s all of the artificial butter flavor goodness without the bullshit aggravation of getting kernels stuck between your teeth. I need to hide these in a desk drawer before I eat the whole bag.
Mmmm....spindles.
itschrome
> Textured Soy Protein
06/07/2017 at 15:22 |
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Yay for Diacetyl! Yay for Popcorn loung!! grind it all up and breath it in!
If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
> Textured Soy Protein
06/07/2017 at 15:39 |
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I’m currently hooked on these:
Urambo Tauro
> Textured Soy Protein
06/07/2017 at 15:47 |
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Imported from Detroit:
Shamoononon drives like a farmer
> Textured Soy Protein
06/07/2017 at 15:52 |
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There’s was a free lunch BBQ at my work today. I had a double cheeseburger and two huge cookies. I think I broke my stomach.
XJDano
> Textured Soy Protein
06/07/2017 at 17:03 |
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They appear to be more of the twisted driveshaft variety.